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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
allegaeon

Anonymous asked:

One time I was hooking up with some guy and he would NOT stop farting, like at all, and he would laugh every time afterwards. Anyways I started acting all dom and he was into it like a typical twink and told him I wanted to tie him up so I did, but I shoved a butt plug in him so he would stop farting and then I left. Left and didn't turn back. Blocked him on everything and haven't talked to him since. Feels good to get this off my chest.

thetrashchronicles answered:

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this was the glass jar guy verbatim

I’m afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

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Are you fucking kidding me

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Fuck this is so disgusting

This post is a fucking Pandora’s box of awful

Oh my God. This gets worse every time I see it!

This is why I live alone. I don’t want to be remembered as a murderer, and I’d kill each and every one of these jerks.

It’s so interesting to see these men carefully plan and go out of their way to ruin something harmless and fun, like put real effort into it, and then go “it’s just [x]”

Like if it was JUST socks or an app or a blanket or some jars, why did it BOTHER you so much? 

Because it was a symbol of your s/o not being entirely dependent on you, on getting happiness outside of you, of being their own human with their own feelings. And you KNOW that deep down, or else you wouldn’t have gone to such effort to sabotage it.

800 photos on Instagram. Had the profile 10 years. That’s like one photo every 4-5 days.

men literally think we shouldn’t get to be human… they will go to any and every length to make sure our lives revolve around them completely

And gals this is why it’s a good principle to not date men 10+ years older than you (not to say it’s the women’s fault at all)

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